“The
beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain
everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of
everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to
chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.” - Stephen
King
Random
thoughts on atheism:
I
knew there was no God the moment I learned that bacon cheeseburgers
are NOT nature’s perfect food. Would a loving creator design me so
imperfectly as to make me desire sustenance lethal to my arteries?
Is my blueprint so confused that my cells crave that which will kill
them? So my nutritional preferences and needs are directly at odds
with each other. Yours probably are, too.
What
do we make of this fact? H. L. Mencken advised us, "Imagine the
Creator as a stand up comedian and at once the world becomes
explicable." Well, the Creator would have to be a cruel and
sadistic comedian for my dietary choices to be understandable. So
it’s obvious-no loving God equals no God. Doesn’t God like bacon
cheeseburgers? Why not?
That
fact, cruel as it is, liberated me. An atheist has a freedom that no
deist will ever know. We are free to do what we know to be right.
We’re not slaves to a centuries-old bible that has been imperfectly
translated and misinterpreted until the term “word of God” is
meaningless. The bible today is a work of humans, not God. The
millennia of contamination by humankind cannot make it anything else.
The Internet, satellite dishes, e-mail, CNN and cell phones have not
eliminated grand miscommunication on a global or individual level.
Should we believe that a largely illiterate population of 100
generations ago, facing language and dialect differences in their
travels, has rendered verbatim transcripts from The Master of the
Universe? And that these transcripts have retained their integrity
for 2,000 years? Holy Guttenberg, Batman, that’s faith!
But with freedom comes responsibility. As Stephen King
implies, a supernatural explanation for the events of our lives
relieves the holder of personal accountability. After all, it’s
the “will of God.” An atheist, who can be every bit as moral as
a pious bible-thumper, by the way, has no such crutch. For a country
founded on separation of church and state, the prevailing assumption
that Christians and other believers in a supreme deity have somehow
cornered the market on morality is discrimination as blatant as
separate drinking fountains.
Larry
Flynt, the sleazy founder of the sleazy Hustler magazine, echoes my
beliefs to a ‘T’. He has said, "Religion has caused more
harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing
good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.” I hope to
God Mr. Flynt and I share no other views, but he is absolutely right
on this one. I’ve had that exact thought thousands of times. Tens
of millions of people have been killed in the name of various gods
over the last five millennia. Religion has probably been responsible
for more deaths than anything except mosquitoes and old age. The
carnage totals are awesome, sickening and require lots of commas.
“Thou
Shalt Not Kill.” Yeah, right. John 3:16, but with time off for
good behavior.
America’s
premier advisor on all things, Ann Landers, chastised us that, “No
one has the right to destroy another person’s belief by demanding
empirical evidence.” Hey Ann, sorry I rely so much on the five
senses your God chose to bless me with. I do demand empirical
evidence, but only to question, not destroy.
We
can’t deny the human contamination of the bible. We know deists
have no lock on morality or ethics. Evidence for evolution is
everywhere, from fossil records to modern breeding of dogs and cats,
to genome mapping. Separation of church and state is a myth - we’re
taxed to pay for federal workers to observe the supposed birth of the
supposed Son of God every December 25th. That tax
subjects non-Christians to the same type of discrimination as that
which led to our founding 225 years ago.
I’d
be ecstatic if even one reader moved a bit closer to my thinking
after reading this. Atheism needs all the help it can get. Atheists
are certainly not overdogs, but the discrimination and twisted logic
applied to them is a perfect fit for the theme of this column.
"I
do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us
with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their
use." - Galileo Galilei
"Question
with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one,
he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of
blind-folded fear.” - Thomas Jefferson
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